{"id":82,"date":"2012-02-06T20:17:04","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T20:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/?page_id=82"},"modified":"2024-01-09T14:20:46","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T20:20:46","slug":"your-shit-is-weak-the-musical","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/movies\/your-shit-is-weak-the-musical\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Shit Is Weak &#8211; The Musical"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Your Shit Is Weak &#8211; The Musical<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div align=\"center\">\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"720\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"1\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" width=\"185\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #921f08; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\">DURATION :: 6 mins <\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #921f08; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\">RELEASED :: 032808<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" width=\"572\">\n<div align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sequentialpictures.com\/shitisweak\/shitisweakbanner.jpg?resize=555%2C60\" alt=\"\" width=\"555\" height=\"60\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"720\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">\n<div align=\"center\">\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"720\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\">\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_oWYZQdCN64?si=XzAhLdr5YztxPWjV\" width=\"640\" height=\"395\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div>Your Shit Is Weak &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/shitisweak\/Your_Shit_Is_Weak.mp3\">Download the MP3<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"715\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">\n<p align=\"center\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<table style=\"height: 293px;\" border=\"1\" width=\"457\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\">\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #889ab4; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">D E S C R I P T I O N<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p>Who doesn&#8217;t love a good musical?<br \/>You&#8217;ll laugh, you&#8217;ll cry, you&#8217;ll cringe a little.<br \/>All in all the it&#8217;s best time you&#8217;ve <br \/>had in your life&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;or maybe your shit&#8217;s just weak.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"555\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\" width=\"550\" height=\"0\">\n<div align=\"center\">\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"550\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" width=\"552\">\n<div align=\"center\">C R E D I T S<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Directed \/ Edited by N. T. Bullock<\/p>\n<p>Written \/ Performed by Eric Kohn &amp; N. T. Bullock<\/p>\n<p>Asst. &#8211; Anthony Washington<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sequentialpictures.com\/shitisweak\/still2.jpg?resize=402%2C198\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"198\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sequentialpictures.com\/shitisweak\/still3.jpg?resize=402%2C198\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"198\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sequentialpictures.com\/shitisweak\/still4.jpg?resize=402%2C198\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"198\" \/><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"550\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" width=\"552\">\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;\"><strong>L Y R I C S<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>What Could Go Wrong?<br \/>Oh, what a beautiful day<br \/>The whole world seems happy and gay<br \/>Don&#8217;t get me wrong &#8211; not in that way<br \/>But if that&#8217;s your thing then that&#8217;s OK<br \/>On this day what could go wrong?<br \/>When my shit feels so fucking strong<br \/>What has the mailman brought for me?<br \/>Open the box so I can see<br \/>What could go wrong, what could go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>My Boy<br \/>My boy, my boy you&#8217;ve brought me such joy<br \/>How much more proud could a father be?<br \/>We&#8217;ve lost a lot in life &#8211; your mother, my wife<br \/>You must have strong shit just like me<\/p>\n<p>How Can This Be?<br \/>How can this be? My shit is weak<br \/>The doctors seemed so positive, but these results are bleak<br \/>Father how will you respond to this<br \/>You always tend to beat me whenever you get pissed<br \/>You get pissed and drunk and beat me<br \/>My shit is weak, utterly weak&#8230; how can this be?<\/p>\n<p>Oh Father<br \/>Oh father, yes son, I&#8217;ve got some bad news, what son?<br \/>They put my shit in test tubes<br \/>What did the doctors tell you?<br \/>It tested positive for weak<br \/>No son of mine will have weak shit<br \/>I simply will not hear of it [No!]<br \/>If what you&#8217;re telling me is true<br \/>Your mother&#8217;s shit must have been weak too [No!]<br \/>I know it did not come from me<br \/>And now I&#8217;m pissed as you can see<br \/>Father please don&#8217;t beat me<br \/>I don&#8217;t think I could bear it now<br \/>I wish I could explain this<br \/>But my shit&#8217;s gone weak somehow<br \/>LEAVE! [Why?]<br \/>You&#8217;re dead to me [Why?]<br \/>Genetically&#8230; [Why?]<br \/>You&#8217;re not like me [Why?]<br \/>Your shit is weak!<\/p>\n<p>Oh Prayer<br \/>Oh dear Lord, I pray to you<br \/>Please tell me what I must do<br \/>I hope that my prayer strength is not affected &#8217;cause my shit is weak<br \/>Make my shit strong or I won&#8217;t last here long<br \/>Make daddy love me true<br \/>You killed my mom that&#8217;s the least you could do<\/p>\n<p>Reconciliation<br \/>I&#8217;ve got news to tell you<br \/>What is it now?<br \/>My shit is strong. Stronger than EVER<br \/>How can that be? Your shit was so weak?<br \/>Some strong shit came down from heaven and got all over me!<br \/>That&#8217;s my boy.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your Shit Is Weak &ndash; The Musical DURATION :: 6 mins RELEASED :: 032808 Your Shit Is Weak &ndash; Download the MP3 &nbsp; D E S C R I P T I O N Who doesn&rsquo;t love a good musical?You&rsquo;ll laugh, you&rsquo;ll cry, you&rsquo;ll cringe a little.All in all the it&rsquo;s best time you&rsquo;ve had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":24,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-82","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P2f9C8-1k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1557,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82\/revisions\/1557"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sequentialpictures.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}