N T, if I may call you N T?
I prefer not, but continue...

Hello,
My name is...
Who?
My name is...
What?
My name is Morpheus!
Do it again.

Hello,
My name is...
Who?
My name is...
What?
My name is Morpheus!
Again.

Hello,
My name is...
Who?
My name is...
What?
My name is Morpheus!
Do it again.

Hello,
My name is...
Who?
My name is...
What?
My name is Morpheus!
That was good.  Do it again, a little different.

...Do do, 
Do do do do do, do do do.

I didn't go to school.
Figured it'd be good for you.
It's hard to collaborate with someone,
Who you never speak to.

Thank you,
Star Wars Episode II.
Send it through.
Let's get some women, too!
Yeah, yeah.

Tweak the image as much as I can,
To make it look as good as it can.
I got a van!
Man, you still don't understand.

He doesn't listen well,
He doesn't speak well,
He doesn't give instructions well,
Well, I was hopin' I could get you naked.

Ok, it's gettin' ridiculous, now.

Dunh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh,
Dunh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh,
Dunh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh,
Dunh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh,

Duh nuh nuh nuh...

Anthony, CSB,
Don't interrupt me.
I'm not making any money.
Time is very precious to me.

As we speak,
Trying to help humanity.
Thinking about a conscientious artistic society...
Excites me.

Got this great idea for this movie,
Single 013.
I played the bartender.  That was pitched to me to be...
A larger role.  He's...
Weird and shadowy,
Not in reality.
Oh, in the private eye,
Yes.
I'm sorry, public,
I said private, you agreed.

Action.
My name is...
What?
My name is...
Who?
My name is Morpheus!
And...

Action.
My name is...
What?
My name is...
Who?
My name...
My name is Morpheus!
Okay...ready?

Action.
My name is...
What?
My name is...
Who?
My name is Morpheus!

Action.
My name is...
What?
My name is...
Who?
My name is Morpheus!
That was g...[laughs]

That was good.
Is that the best you can do?

Thank you for joining us,
And this will end our broadcast.

Goodnight...evening.