by ntbullock » October 27th, 2006, 2:28 pm
It went up on the site. I thought it be interesting to post the rough script, which is just a guideline, here so one could see the differences between what was written and what was in the final video. It's pretty close, but this shows just how rough a shooting script can be:
Di-Fi
" The Web Legend of FoolieGhoulie "
by Anthony Washington & N. T. Bullock
Mullet [NTB] on cell phone: "Naw man, I told you I got that weed wacker off ebay. Hey, hold up. Got a beep. Yeah?"
Ghoul [creepy sounds kick in]: "I'm your worst nightmare."
Mullet: "I told you to quit callin' me, Lo'raine." He clicks back over - sounds stop. "So anyway I... damn hold up." He clicks over - sounds start again. "LO'RAINE, I TOLD YOU!"
Ghoul: "I'm gonna eat you."
Mullet: "Now ya talkin'."
Ghoul: "ALIVE."
Mullet: [beat] "That's different." or "That aint right."
Cuts to Dread [Ant] on a computer. He gets a friend request on myspace from FoolieGhoulie. "Who tha hell?" He clicks add and there's a disturbing noise over his shoulder. He quickly looks around.
[Creepy sounds begin "mmmm-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh"]
Narrator: Behind your screen...
Mullet is on the computer drinking a beer. "Who's FoolieGhoulie?" He takes a sip and gags. [Narrator: ...lurks and evil...] "What tha shit!?! [Narrator: ...so evil...] There's BLOOD in my BEER!" [Narrator: ...that evil just shit its pants.] Shot of blood being poured from a beer can into a sink. It pans up to Mullet's horrified face. "What tha hell's goin' on?"
Dread is running around a corner and falls down with his cell in his hand. His cell phone rings, "Leave me alone!"
Ghoul: "I'm going to lay some panties out for you in hell."
Dread: "WHY!?!?!!"
Crazy random footage - Ghoul crazy laugh
Dread and Mullet seperately running around corridors and finally into one another and fall down - push in on their reactions [cell phones out]
Narrator: From different worlds...
Crazy random footage - Ghoul: "You think this is coincidence?"
Both of their phones ring at the same time
Character [Jason] sitting in front of an empty fridge with the door open, "He'll come for both of you and you'll die." [crazy smirk]
reaction shot of dread and mullet or mullet to dread, "Why's he in the fridge?"
Character [Jamison]: "It's web legend. His handle was FoolieGhoulie. He was a
genuis computer hacker who mysteriously died on the internet somehow."
Mullet: Skeptical, "He died on the internet?"
Dread: "I think I believe him."
Mullet: "You would!"
Riding in a car -
Mullet: "I DON'T LIKE YOU!"
Dread: "I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!"
Mullet: "BUT if we're gonna survive we're gonna half to stick together for some reason!"
Narrator: An epidemic...
Guy1[Clayton] talking to Dread and Mullet, "First Foolie adds you as a friend. Then he adds YOUR friends and IT starts."
Mullet: "What starts?"
Guy1: "Crazy shit."
Dread: "What kinda shit?"
Guy1: [whispers] "Crazy."
concerned reaction shot of Dread and Mullet
Dread: "What tha shit we gone do!"
Mullet: "Eh, man, all I know is I got a cell phone, okay? That's all I know." [shakes phone in air]
Dread: "MAN, don't you see what's happenin'!?! My friend Dre... has... a... mouse.. in... his... BRAIN!
Cuts to dead guy [Ben?] at computer with mouse cord coming out of his nose with blood on it
Quick cut of "crazy" whisper from earlier
Mullet: "Oh yeah, well, there was BLOOD in my beer. I finished it anyway, but it was gross!" or "I finished it and got drunk, but it was GROSS!"
Quick cut of "crazy" whisper again
Quick scenes [different characters in different places]:
"Hello? Someone there?"
"Is someone out there?"
"Someone in there?"
Mullet: "Who's there!?!" [crazily annoyed]
Narrator: On the back-roads of the information super highway lives a digital evil...
Girl [Meghan]: "You can block his signal if you use red tape with black polka dots on it."
Quick shot of tape being unrolled / dots drawn
Ghoul [Scott] at computer [silhouetted] video chatting with Dread and Mullet [you see a lot of red tape with dots behind them]: "So, I see you know about the red tape with the black polka dots."
[Dread and Mullet have a strip of red tape across their forehead and and small X of red over their hearts]
Mullet: "Yeah, so stop callin' us ya dumb internet GHOST!"
Dread: "Why you doin' this, FoolieGhoulie!?!"
Ghoul laughs and his phone rings, "I've got to take this call. Scare ya later." The screen goes black
Dread and Mullet react
Quick scenes [different characters in different places] "mmm-buh-buh-buh" sounds:
"What's that noise?"
"Did you hear something?"
"I heard something."
"I can't believe what I'm hearin'!"
?"Crazy" whisper shot from earlier?
For end characters are dirty and bloodied:
Character [Jared]: "It's that damn 802.11g bluetooth wireless. He can get us anywhere." [flat delivery]
Dread: "Man, why can't we just trash our phones and be done with it?"
Mullet: "What, and walk away from technology?" or "What and let him win!?!" "Naw, we're fightin' back."
Di-Fi logo
Tagline: "Disconnect or DI-FIghting"
TEXT REVIEWS:
"I jumped once." SOUTHERN LIVING magazine
"Mmm Hmm... kinda scary." TIME magazine
"Yeah... alright." EBONY magazine
"We like tits." HUSTLER magazine

[ Never a dull blade - ntb ]